idk why my friends feel the need to tell me/text me when they see my ex out in town or a party and then give me all the details about what he was doing and who he was with but I really don’t care and they need to stop because they’re genuinely annoying me/getting me angry. We broke up but I still always know what he’s doing because they always tell me what he does and it’s just UGH STOP

android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

versacebitch:

Really hot muscular guys with tiny dicks 

gdi! I was sleeping but I forgot to put my phone on Do Not Disturb so I just got a bunch of texts and they woke my ass up now I can’t go back to sleep and I have to be up at 6 am ugh pray 4 me :-(

slutp1g:

team sidekick > team iphone any day

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I need a roommate I’m a guy so if you’re staying in blanco or tower hmu!!!