I was eating dinner with my family and I was joking around about only hanging at the engineering school at Texas state so I could find an engineer to marry so I’d be rich off him and my dad was like “Well the problem with that is that he’d want another engineer to get married to so you’d have to either sweet talk him all the time to fall in love with you or be the best sex he’s ever had so he never wants anyone else” and my brother was all like “He?!” and my dad was like “She! Sorry son I’m getting old, sometimes I forget how to talk” it was so awkward but my little brother bought it - he doesn’t know I’m gay obviously I’ll tell him when he’s a little older lol